Oh man, were you unsure if there was a show on this date? Because there was TOTALLY a show on this date! And people performed at this show! Here are those people!
Frank – Jenny!
Janet – Heather
Brad – Gus
Riff Raff – Jon
Magenta – Manda
Columbia – Ali
Dr. Scott – Peeeeeeeeete
Rocky – Fleep
Eddie – Cody
Crimmie – Sean
Transies – Ace, Baldwin, Brooklyn, Kyle, Javier, Jessi, Mason, Tana
Floorwalkers – Jason, Alex, Philbanker, Cody
Tech, etc – Sara, Jennifer, Danny, others listed above!
The weather was pretty neat, so we were able to hang out before the show and sparkle and smoke! We had our usual dance party, because dance parties are cool, and shiny pants girl did some ass moves of a twerking nature! After we cleared the stage, Jason and Alex did their preshow nonsense, what with the jokes and the rules and the very important things being said with the safety and the throwing. Leah came up to make us all excited about shows and talk to you about social media! Which you all love!
Gus loves virgins! Okay, Gus loves meat and weiners, but he loves virgins for the purpose of the next part, which is when he made them play a game! They were released into the wild to find the most interesting thing to take a picture of. Brooklyn’s tits were on the menu, which means Philbanker was asleep somewhere, but it was the one who found two boys kissing (Jon and…Fleep?) who won the grand prize, a framed photo of hot dogs.
THE SHOW HAPPENED! Like, not just the stuff I already mentioned, but the part where the movie starts and some assholes stand in front of it and block the bottom of the screen sometimes. You had Ali as a terrifyingly glittery Columbia. Look at those photos! So much glitter, and at any point, it might get on you! Nooooooo! Also we had Gus being…an asshole. Wait, he was playing Brad too? Well how about that? Heather was dishing out a combination of coquettishness and crazy Muppet faces that give all the most confused of boners. And here comes Peeeeeeeete! Say it at home, it’s really fun.
Do you like Jenny? Cause she was damn sure there and damn sure Frank and damn sure panties. JonMandaCody were RiffMaggiEddie and six fists of justice! Everything else that happened was there as well, all laid out chronologically because America.
Come back February 20th for a special show at the Ridglea in Fort Worth, and come back again February 27th for a regular (which is code for special) show at the Inwood in Dallas.
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