We had a really big Saturday, not only our normal hijinks at the Inwood, but we were also invited to perform at the Texas Theatre for the Oh! Rocky! burlesque show by Texas Peepshow Burlesque, who are awesome and put on great shows! Not only did we perform Time Warp to kick off the second act of the show, BUT, our own Ali had her solo burlesque debut! She put on a great Usherette tribute to “Science Fiction Double Feature” (with a little help from us…mostly in the yelling department), and wowed the crowd! But after the Time Warp, we had to tear ass to the Inwood for our own performance!
Obviously, you want to know the lineup right? RIGHT?!?!
Frank – Jenny
Janet – Biondini
Brad – Danny
Riff Raff – Jon
Magenta – Megaaaan
Columbia – Brooklyn
Dr. Scott – Pete
Rocky – Baldwin
Eddie – Rainbow
Crimmie – Philbanker
Transies – Ali, Cameron, Henry, Jessi, Kwin, Manda, and Sims
Floorwalkers – Jason and Alex
Tech and everything else – Brent, Carrie, Davey, Kristin, Madame Leah, Sean, Wolf
Doing things is hard, and doing things for the first time is harder. BUT, we had some people doing things for the first time tonight! Brooklyn’s first official Columbia was tonight, as was Baldwin’s first official Rocky. You may recognize them from February when the roads were iced over and we livestreamed a drunk-ass runthrough. Well this was their first time to do it for realsies! Also, Megaaaan may have been Magenta for the first time too, I thought she’d done it before years ago, or in Austin or somesuch, but whether first time or not, she rocked it hard! We also had Danny back as Brad for the first time in a while, which is a thing. A scruffy gnarled thing. This was also Kristin’s last show, as she is going into the exciting world of working on weekends!
Preshow kicked it off, and we got some really scared virgins up on stage to show their favorite sex positions, and favorite cartoon characters, and rub up on their new favorite cast members! Hi Brianna! The winner got a framed picture of Macho Man Randy Savage elbowdropping Jesus (to stop the Rapture, obv), but Leah tried to STEAL IT! Fortunately, she is fun sized and I am super tall. So instead, she flashed the audience. So, you’re welcome, bitches. And I made her another one for her house, so there. Everyone wins except me, because I did not see her tits. Fuck.
Movie right? Movie. We seriously had SEVEN gingers on stage! Not natural ones, but they were there. A rainbow…of reds. Props to the casties who pulled double duty, as a lot of us were at the Texas Theatre really early Saturday to perform/help, and Ali did like four performances total during the day. Oh, which reminds me (like I need much remembering), Black Mariah was there! She did her amazing Magenta routine (with feather dusters instead of fans) at the Texas, and then Frank’d up to come see our show, even though she was also exhausted from performing! And she had enough energy to stand in for Brad for bedroom scene, and her and Jenny got FREAAAAAAKY! They even scissored, even though as Jenny yelled out, IT DOESN’T WORK!
Most Rocky shoes are Chuck Taylors sprayed gold. Sorry for ruining the magic. Baldwin, however, has these RAGONK boots that are almost knee high, and are just…you’ve got to see them. Brooklyn managed to break the 90 degree angle for her first lift, which is pretty impressive, especially with a girl Eddie. Nothing against girls, just…you know. Uteruses.
Floor show went great (it damn well better have, we rehearsed HARD Friday). After the show, we…went home? Yes, home.
Bonus Sunday Content!
About a dozen of us threw rectal caution to the winds and went to TGI Fridays for Endless Apps. ENDLESS. So much fried cheese. After two hours of self-flagellation, we caught some light sporting content, aka WREST’L’MURICA! Five hours of drinking and yelling at wrestling, and in the end, Seth Rollins walked out WWE Champion, AS GOD INTENDED. Good weekend, thanks to everyone who was involved! Have a good Easter, or a good Sunday followed by cheap Reese’s eggs on Monday.