Parts Regularly Played: Floorwalker Rocky Transie PreShow TankToucha Crimmie SoundBoard
(First time seeing it in a theater) sometime in may of ’05. i didn’t really go much after my first show ( i was pissed that i wasn’t chosen for virgin games.) i went to my second show in september and my third in the same month.
First time seeing the movie: i think i may have seen it briefly on vh1 at some point during my sophomore year of high school. i’ve never actually WATCHED the movie.. don’t tell anyone..
Met any Rocky celebrities? why should i want to hang out or talk to any of those old assholes?
Been on a cast before this one? ha! i didn’t even know there were casts for this shit before i saw lb.
Sex: half way between male and earthworm.
Marital/Dating Status: ish, but most likely not.
Children: if you see any kids running around that kind of look like me, then please, let me know. better yet, kill them and don’t tell me about it.
Real-Life Occupation: ex-child prodigy, current day genius. gainfully unemployed. ripping off the government.
What do you want to be when you grow up? italian. or a viking. or skynet.
Funny question: do you believe that i’m probably masturbated onto you at some point?
Hobbies: books, using lots of gas, experimenting with masturbation aids, and aids.
Turn-Ons: cory, always cory. also tiny women, with tattoos, and.. well, honestly i am completely INCAPABLE of talking to women. i hide whenever they try to talk to me. i should probably see a shrink about this. but, really, if a tiny, cute, girl wants to talk to me, then i’ll give it a shot. i’ll try to talk to you without freaking out.
Turn-Offs: mothers. and dudes.
Music Recomendations: jesus.. andrew jackson jihad, against me, sunny day real estate, rites of spring, black flag, social distortion, hillbilly hellcats, jack off jill, bouncing souls, brand new, mark gunnery, evan greer, mischief brew, defiance ohio, rosa, punkin pye, taking back sunday, alkaline trio, anna roland, dashboard confessional(don’t judge, chris carrabba is fucking BADASS), minor threat, rolodex surfers, streetlight manifesto, leftover crack, moldy peaches(on that note, kimya dawson in general), pedro the lion, blink 182(again, don’t judge, travis barker will destroy the world with his drums), aquabats, kiss, gaslight anthem, victorian rouges, woody guthrie, brenna sadjathiam, hot water music, explosions in the sky, the one a.m. radio, one reason, ghost mice, paul baribeau, paulson, wildebeest, choking victim, link 80, daycare swindlers, unit 21, the virus, the reprehensibles, a whole bunch more, this is just what i’ve been listening to recently.
Website Recommendations: sean, well, he ain’t none too good at the internets.
Favorite Quote(s): “..there is no greater compliment than to be laughed at by fools!” from the short story ‘puberty’.
“i just lost my virginity in a confessional! Lord! Have! Mercy!” from ‘detroit rock city’.
Anything Else?: ovarian bruising.