September 27th Show Report
by PHIL BANKER
Janet : Renny
Brad : Sims
Riff-Raff : Jon
Magenta : June FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!
Columbia : Biondini
Dr. Scott : Gregg
Rocky : Snowflake
Eddie : Pete
Criminologist : Sean
TRANSIE ARMY: Ali, Amira, Andrew, Brooklyn, Harley, Sam
FLOORWALKERS: Alex, Jason, Wolf, Davey
TECH AND GRIP: Sean, Danny, Kristin, Davey, Wolf, Phil Banker, Brent, Wyatt, Snowflake, Joe
Another September is in the books as summer limps to a sad close, like a terrible local baseball team. What better way to celebrate the arrival of fall by spending a lovely evening with the Bastards?
Los Bastardos leadership is busy thinking up all kinds of wacky and sexy hijinks for our Halloween Faptacular, but that doesn’t mean we didn’t have time to put on a fantastic show on Sept. 27.
This show marked the Magenta debut of Baby June, LB’s favorite walking mandatory sentence. June did a wonderful job, proving she can roll her eyes and give no fucks with the best of them.
Sean’s pre-show virgin game was foiled by science, of all things. That or the crop of virgins Biondini picked out just happened to all be adept at holding a lot of frothy liquid in their mouths. Luckily one of them was a hilarious foreigner, so everyone in the theater was just happy to hear her talk funny. Hooray for funny accents!
As if you needed any proof that we love you all so very much, we suffered for you this show. Shoes were lost, tits came out that weren’t supposed to, and poor Jenny took a spill at some point(RIP Jenny’s Frank pearls). But LB is the best there is at what we do, and we put on a great show and entertained the crowd regardless. As Gus loves to say, “Bastards gonna Bastard.”
October is going to be one hell of a month coming up, and we’re already hard at work planning a two night back-to-back Halloween blowout. Go ahead and enjoy your pumpkin spice lattes and your Hocus Pocus marathons, but remember: your Halloween belongs to the Bastards!
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