Show report for Friday October 28th
Halloween at the Inwood Pt. 1
Report by Jason
Must stay awake…must submit show report before I sleep and forget everything. First off, the lineup:
Riff Raff: Gus
Columbia: Madame Leah
Dr. Scott: Pete
Transies: Heather, Hary, Snowflake, London, Keely, Jon, Lyndi, and Megaaaan!!!
Floorwalkers: Jason, Cody, Jeremy, and David
Tech/Sound/Props: Danny, James, Austin, Paul, Jeremy, Sean, and Madame Leah
First off, the Inwood kicks ass. ALL THE ASS. The management has been hella nice to us, they love Rocky and Rocky people. Plus, the room where we perform is full of couches and love seats. Comfy ass furniture, and Nutsacks (Lovesacs, actually), so everyone had their own private cuddle party going on. We got a little of a late start getting the audience seated, but we have a LOT of stuff to set up, plus Johnny Depp should have made a shorter fucking flick. Luckily, we’ve got some patient peeps (and we had their money), so we got everybody in and immediately dancing. We can’t have Halloween without some preshows though, so we had the Bastard Boys doing “Soccer Practice” (always popular/gay), and then Madame Leah channeled her inner Ke$ha (which I think is done by not washing your cooch for a week or two) along with Snow and Cody for “Cannibal”. After that, I Nyan Cat’d my way on stage to do rules with Charles. Madame Leah was getting all sexed up to play Columbia, so that meant the triumphant return of Triple Fake Leah for announcements. Then it was time for our Halloween costume contest, in which Zombie Snow White won a squeaker over an Eskim-ho and a I don’t remember I’m tired dammit. Lyndi made some virgins play theHuman Centipede variation of Suck the Cream out of the Twinkie, which is as horrible and scarring as it sounds. We got the movie started, and it happened.
Holy balls, you people were loud. Which is awesome. People were firing out all kinds of screamer lines, clapping, shouting, Time Warping, and checking out my ass (You know who you are). It’s amazing how much closer you can get to the audience when everybody’s all sacked out in some comfy ass couches. Toilet paper flew like the birds of Capistrano. We found toast EVERYWHERE. During bedroom scene, Frank went spelunking in Brad’s ass, and found all kinds of loot. None of it purple though. Remembering things is harrrrrrrd. There were hot girls rubbing up on each other for Toucha. That was awesome. And Megaaaan was here from Austin! We love her! And um…Leah had what was maybe a new floorshow corset, and her boobs were all kinds of trying to escape from it. And Charles did the lift with her, and held her up straight for like a minute, trying to shake her tits out of her top like he was getting the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle. And then everybody went to Ol South except the three of us who had to go back to Denton, cause driving that far out of the way suuuuuuuucks. 😦 But I got Whataburger. Honey BBQ chicken strip sammich for the goddamn win.