Show report for Saturday November 13th 2010
Stuff, Things and Whatnot!
Report by Jeremy
F : Britt
J : Rachel
B : Wes
R : Jon
M : Mary
Co : Adrienne
Dr : Donna
Ro : Sean
E : Pete
Crim : Charles
SA : Paul
SB : Bizah
Board : Nuggett
Sound1 : Jeremy
Sound2 : Danny
FW1 : Cody
FW2 : Jason
FW3 : Jeremy
FW4 : Canadian Dave
PreShow1 : Jason
PreShow2 : Wes
Virgins : Rachel
Piccies : FishNChipsPaul
T1 – Abby
T2 – Ashley
T3 – Gussie
T4 – Heather
T5 – Kyle
T6 – Lyndi
T7 – Rex
T8 – Scott
T9 – Snowflake
T10 – Wheels
Firstly, I’d like to say ‘Thank you’ to our audience for being particularly beastly five freaking weeks in a row! You guys rule.
Secondly, I’d like to thank our guest Trixie, Hope, who came all the way from Minnesota to hang with our band of misfits. Cheers to you as well.
Also, we had a buttfuckton of newbies tonight, who all worked their asses off learning the Time Warp the night before in some genuinely cold weather. Good job newbies!
For virgin games, Rachel had our virgins draw on the backs of some of our transies, in a game Jason dubbed “Pricktionary”. Hilarity ensued with 2 out of 3 of the pictures directly involving a penis.
Our show starts, some lips sing and in front the lovely Hope shows us some skin. Finally the lips go away and we’re shown some shitty wedding. We blaze along through “Dammit Janet” and “There’s a Light” to get to a truly wonderful Time Warp.
Frank decides to reveal his master plan, and Cody, in a moment of genius, gets the entire crowd to collectively “hold their breath” before the applause leading up to creation, sounding off one of the loudest cheers I have ever heard from our crowd. It was beautiful.
Some retard is birthed forth, fucked a few times, and what-do-ya-know, we’re at dinner scene. Benny Hill theme for “Wise Up” was truly epic, with all our newbies and most of the core/transies joining in to create pure pandemonium.
We roll right along through Floorshow, where, to the crowds general approval we get a screen accurate Adrienne-Columbia. Hooray for boobies! Several moments later she gets shot in the tits, and Frank follows suite by taking a Shoop Da Whoop right in the back as Riff went on a lazor chargin’/firin’ spree.
The house takes off in truly dramatic form, through a double rainbow (what does it mean? Seriously, what the fuck?) and the Earthlings are left to be crippled for the rest of their lives(Emotionally, I mean… er… except Dr. Scott, but he started out physically crippled so whatever). Aaaaaaaand that was our show!
Hearts once again to our wonderful audience. See you fuckers next week!
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