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0 Show Report Mar 15, 2012. ALL-CON
Show report for Thursday March 15th
Report by Jason
Hey sports fans! Belated All-Con report here, cause recovering from All-Con usually takes a few days. BECAUSE WE PARTY HARD. No, seriously. ALL THE PARTIES. First off, the lineup:
Dr. Scott: Pete
Transies: Abby, Eris, Heather, Mary, Snow, Amy, Patricia, Renny, Jenny
Tech/Sound/Props: Fish N Chips, Austin, James, Gregg, Nuggett, Danny, Sean, Cody
Floorwalkers : Jason, Sean, Cody, David, Charles, and Alex
All the sadness, because this was Wes’ last show. Or maybe the March 24th Inwood show was, I don’t know cause I missed it. But he’s going off to the military (be afraid, foreign vaginas), and is leaving us. Anyway, he pretty much got gang”loved” hard on the box during bedroom scene. WHICH HE SHOULD HAVE SEEN COMING.
Kyle continues to do good Janets, stepping into the role for her second time, and first time at a con. Wes and Britt did their best to terrify her with their penii though. She did turn the tables on Sean as Rocky, flipping him around and clamslamming him in the tank during Toucha.
Cody and the Gayboys did a gaydance to a gaysong by LMFAO (Looking Mainly For Anal Okay?) before the show which was an excuse to show off their bodies. Damn skinny rassin frassin dingdong rackin frackin…ok. So ladies eat that shit up, and I know at least one of them got laid on Saturday. It was Cody, Jon, Wes, Snow, and Britt. Place your bets. Mary and I (Jason, hi there) did rules and were awesome. Everybody laughed, three people had orgasms. Leah got all slutty/funbaggy on the crowd and made fourteen people go through puberty on the strength of her nipples alone.
We got hot Transies, yo. All pretty, all hot bodies, and they will be forced to interact with you before the show, so long as you have money to give them. Do it, fuckers.
All-Con is great, they hook us up with all the sweet access. We get badges and stay for the whole weekend, and we get a big ass suite to host a kickass party after the show. This year was no different, as we had punch, shots, jello shots, titties, ass, music, titties, titties, and titties. Saturday, we all hung out and enjoyed things. We took over the hot tub and were collectively sexy. The audience was awesome, and dressed up, and bought stuff, and was generally an excellent group of carbon based life forms. If you like anything, you’ll like All-Con, so make your reservations for next year, and you might get to third base with a Bastard!