Photos from Sept 19th 2015 at the Inwood Theatre in Dallas!
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0 Photos: Sept 19 2015, Inwood Theatre
0 WHAT A GREAT WEEKEND
Goooooood morning!!! Great show last night, and an amazing Inwood crowd! We’re going to have all kinds of photos and show reports and such coming up this week, plus a lot of us are going to be in New York City for the 40th Anniversary Rocky Con, so prepare yourselves for some travelogues as well! Enjoy your Sunday, and hurray sports! (By which we mean, books and scifi)
0 Dont Forget, We Have 2 Shows Next Weekend
Hey folks, we got 2 more shows this month before we fly away to New York City for the 40th Anniversary Rocky Con. Come check us out Friday in Fort Worth, and Saturday in Dallas. TIckets can be purchased online in advance!
0 Photos: Aug 22 2015, Inwood Theatre
Photos from August 22nd at the Inwood Theatre
0 SUPER MEGA INSANEO IMPORTANT UPDATE FOR OUR INWOOD SHOW TOMORROW
Los Bastardos, despite all pretenses, do have hearts buried deep below all of our grumps. And occasionally, we like to support causes for genuinely good people and organizations.
For our show at the Inwood tomorrow, it will be dedicated to beautiful Izzy.
Izzy is a young and stunning girl, recently diagnosed with Wilson’s Disease, and as a result had to have a liver transplant about a month ago. As anyone who has tried to buy body parts on the deep web knows, organs and all their medical expenses aren’t cheap. Izzy’s family is now burdened with the cost of her bills, and have launched a campaign to help alleviate some of that burden.
Tomorrow night, be sure to bring any spare change to help them with that cost. We will be accepting donations, sharing our prop pack/glowstick/boss tattoo/general delicious Rocky Horror goody profit with them, and we’re doing our best to sell as many seats as possible to help Izzy and her family with everything they could need.
IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO COME TOMORROW- You can still help. Izzy’s family has a website dedicated to her at http://www.cotaforisobelt.com/and everyone is invited to peruse her page A Liver for Izzy for any key updates.
Remember, you can buy your tickets in advance online RIGHT HERE! Show starts at midnight, we can’t wait to see you!
0 Show Report: July 25, 2015 Inwood Theatre
Show report by Phil Banker
CAST
Frank – Jenny
Brad – Gus
Janet – Jessi
Riff – Jon
Magenta – Manda
Columbia – Brooklyn
Rocky – Baldwin
Eddit – Rainbow
Dr. Scott – Pete
The Criminologist – Eris
TECH/SOUND/GRIP/PROPS Carrie, Sara Darling, Super Sexy Sean, Rainbow, Danny, Joe
TRANSIE ARMY Ali, Kyle, Fleep, Haley, Rexy, Mason, Javier
FLOORWALKERS Alex, Super Sexy Sean, Phil Banker
It’s the dog days of summer, so what better way to cool off AND turn up the heat than with a Rocky Horror beach party! Los Bastardos brought all the appeals of a beach to the Inwood Theatre on July 25, without all the downsides of sharks, jellyfish, pointy sand, dolphins, irresponsible boaters, and the only sand in sight is whatever your ex-girlfriend brought in her vagina.
What we did provide was bikinis, mankinis, inbetweenkinis and a whole lot of goofy pool accessories, delighting a theatre full of pseudo-beachgoers. Let’s be real here: you’re always likely to see some skin at a Los Bastardos show, so why not have some fun with it?
We departed from the theme a little bit for this weeks virgin games in light of this week’s news regarding Hulk Hogan. Several Bastards are very big wrestling fans, and news that Hulk Hogan is actually a racist sack of shit hit us all hard. If, by hit us all hard, you mean “made us laugh uncontrollably in a storm of internet memes.” Naturally, this show’s virgin game had Gus forcing contestants to dotheir best Hulk Hogan impression by tearing off a t-shirt. By the end of the contest one lucky winner walked away with a framed photo of the Hulkster and a t-shirt as dead as his career!
Saturday’s show saw the debut of Jessi as our newest Janet! Despite her young age Jessi is a veteran stage performer, so it was no surprise she took to slutting it up for us like a duck to water. Gus did a great job dragging her along as Brad, but Jessi held her own molesting Baldwin as Rocky and rocked it in the floor show. We can’t wait to see what else she can show us.
Also debuting this past Saturday was Phil Banker as floorwalker. Me. I can’t speak objectively as to how well I did, but I managed to keep a group of about ten drunk 40-year-olds alternating between laughing and groaning for the whole show, so I’ve got comedy skills on par with the average early afternoon Vegas warm up comic. It’s a start!
Crowd favorite Jenny returned as Frank-n-Furter, alongside Brooklyn, Manda and Jon as Columbia, Magenta and Riff-Raff, respectively. Rainbow appeared as everyone’s half-dead rock-and-roll zombie Eddie and Alpha Beard Pete played Dr. Scott complete with his now-trademark body stocking for floor show. It’s a good thing so many people came out in their beach clothes, because everyone went home wet(and for once it wasn’t because of broken A/C in the theatre)!
If you missed out on this show, fret not: we’ve got three shows scheduled before we ship off to New York City in September for Rocky Con. We’ll be at the Texas Theatre at 10:30 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 1, followed by our third show at the Ridglea Theatre in Fort Worth on Aug. 8, complete with a burlesque show beforehand!
Our socks are soaked, but our pants are bone dry: everything’s coming up LB!
0 Photos: July 25th 2015, Inwood Theatre
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0 Show Report: June 27th, 2015 Inwood Theatre
Show report by Phil Banker
CAST:
Frank: Jenny
Janet: Megaaaaan
Brad: Ali
Riff: Jon
Magenta: Manda
Columbia: Biondini
Dr. Scott: Gregg
Rocky: Sean
Eddie: Pete
The Criminologist: Phil
Transie Army: Cameron, Kwin, Mason, Jessi, Brooklyn, Christy, Baldwin, Javier
Tech: ‘Merican Dave, Sean, Danny, Madame Leah, Sara, Carrie
Floorwalkers: Jason, Alex
Oh man guys, if you missed this show, you really missed out.
What was originally planned as a normal, run of the mill Rocky show at the Inwood Theatre took on special importance after the events of June 26, when the Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of same-sex marriage. Los Bastardos and Rocky casts in general are gay-friendly by default, if not actively recruiting people into non-traditional sexualities. In celebration of love winning out in the end, we gayed it up even harder than normal for this show. We pulled out every piece of rainbow everything we could find, and likely bought out every color of makeup within several miles. It was a glorious display of support for a decision that, much like one of Alex’s orgasms, too far too long to come.
Tonight also saw the debut of the lovely Manda as Magenta, and she absolutely killed it (not killed them, technically that’s still Riff’s job). What a talented, beautiful, amazing, sexy and totally not standing behind me with a large blunt object while I’m writing this woman. Totally.
Sadly, as one person comes into her own in a new role, another leaves. The lovely Heather Biondini played Columbia tonight, in her last show for the foreseeable future. We wish her the best of luck as she steps away to focus on other pursuits. If you just can’t get enough Biondini in your life, go check out Ootori Group Cosplay on Facebook.
The Gay Train packed the Inwood Theatre for this show with a bevy of fans helping us celebrate all those sweet, delicious new marriage rights we’ll never use because we’re all horrible black hearted monsters. Being ever-so-adaptable we were able to fight our way through a few minor technical glitches to bring you the best show you can see on a Saturday night in Dallas. We started the evening with Virgin Games brought to us by the lovely Brooklyn, who managed to find a gaggle of noobs who could finally form a rainbow without speaking to one another (after already being given a second shot, christ they’re thick). Yay, the terrorists (or Greg Abbott) didn’t win!
As the movie began we had initially planned on having all of the same-sex couples in the audience come up as Ralph and Betty for the wedding scene, but we could only find two couples. Hopefully the rest were busy on their hastily-planned honeymoons after Friday’s announcement. Saturday’s show had a little bit of everything: birthday shenanigans for our favorite (and only) Jenny, a brand new Magenta and Jessi’s questionably legal nipples. No better way to celebrate post-Gay Day!
If you feel bad for missing this month’s show… well, you should, it was fantastic. But don’t fret! We’ll be coming back to the Inwood Theatre on July 25! Until then: keep it real, keep it gay and keep it real gay!*
*You know, if that’s what you’re into
0 Photos: June 27th 2015, Inwood Theatre
Photos from our show on June 27th, 2015 at the Inwood Theatre.
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