Show Report: Halloween Weekend 2015 at the Inwood!
By Phil Banker
FRIDAY NIGHT CAST:
Frank: Jenny
Brad: Megaaaan
Janet: Kyle
Riff: PhilBanker
Magenta: Manda
Columbia: Brooklyn
Dr. Scott: Joe
Rocky: Snow
Eddie: Pete
The Criminologist: Gus
TRANSIE ARMY: Ace, Ali, Baldwin, Beau, Fleep, Haley, Heather, Henry, Javier, Jessi, Jon, Mason, Rex, Tana
TECH/GRIP: Super Sexy Sean, Paul, Pete, Danny, Davey, Sky, Eris, Sara Darling, Jennifer
FLOORWALKERS: Jason, Alex, Sean
SATURDAY NIGHT CAST:
Frank: Jenny
Brad: Johnny Fuckin’ Felder
Janet: Jessi
Riff: Gus
Magenta: Megaaaan
Columbia: Ali
Dr. Scott: Joe
Rocky: Baldwin
Eddie: Pete
The Criminologist: Phil Banker
TRANSIE ARMY: Ace, Adrienne, Brooklyn, Fleep, Haley, Henry, Javier, Heather, Jon, Kyle, Manda, Mason, Rex, Tana
TECH/GRIP: Paul, Pete, Gus, Baldwin, Manda, Sara Darling, Jennifer, Eris, Davey, Sean
FLOORWALKERS: Jason, Alex, Sean, PhilBanker
The dust has settled, two weeks have passed and I’ve finally managed to muster the required give-a-shit to write a show report for the Halloween shows! What can be said, really: we sold the Inwood out two nights in a row, the weather held up long enough for us to be mostly dry (to start the shows at least), and the crowd was good and drunk and rowdy, just like we like ’em.
This year’s pre-shows featured guys getting lap dances from other guys, Gus and Fleep overlooking the gorgeous Kyle to cornhole each other on stage, and two damn fine zombies eviscerated some rube in a top hat on stage.
One of the unforeseen difficulties of sold out Halloween shows is the logistics of running a costume contest with a sold out show. Golly, lots of people came in costume, who knew! We need to find a way to winnow that crowd down a little next year. Maybe we could just institute “Tits To Win” from the get-go. Or throw down a handful of weapons and let nature take its course. Either way, it still went great and lots of contestants went home with “valuable” prizes!
Highlights from Friday’s show include Kyle returning for the first time in a long time as Janet! She’s a precious perfect cinnamon roll and we’re lucky to have her around. We were also graced with a visit from Bastard alum Squid back home from the wild and wooly northlands! He jumped on stage to transie for us and even joined in on a little Snow rape with Danny in the tank. What better way to celebrate coming back to Texas!
Oh, and that rube from earlier made his debut as Riff. He’s alright.
Saturday night saw the prodigal Baldwin return as Rocky! We haven’t seen his glorious golden ass in too long. Johnny Fuckin’ Felder made a once in a blue moon appearance as he is wont to do. All that swooning and fainting Jessi did? That’s not acting, she’s just reacting to Johnny. But goodness, who doesn’t act that way!
We’ll be back at the Inwood on November 28 for our post-Thanksgiving show! Bail on your awful families, shake off that turkey coma and come shindig with us!
