Birthday: May 31
Gender: All of them.
Sexual Preference: Yes, always.
Los Bastardos: Member Since Aug 2015
Parts Regularly Played: Transie, Magenta
First time seeing the movie: 2009. I was a sophomore in high school
First time seeing it in the theater: A-Kon 2013
Best Celebrities Met: Do the Bastards count?
Best Rocky Memory: Getting “face-fucked” by Phil and Jason in front of my whole family and boyfriend
Previous Casts: None
Day Job: Insurance Devil/Yarn Witch
Dream Job: Professional cuddler/Llama wrangler
Hobbies: Attending events with free alcohol, stealing coasters and ramekins from restaurants, and Tarot reading
Turn-Ons: Mads Mikkelsen
Turn-Offs: not Mads Mikkelsen
Music Recommendations: Muse, Arctic Monkeys, Glass Animals, basically anything you’d call indie/alternative garbage
Website Recommendations: whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com
Favorite Quote(s): “Ass ass ass ass ass ass” – Big Sean
Personal Website: thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com
Social Media: Yes
