Parts Regularly Played: Transie
Rocky birthday: 1/25/14 is when I saw LB for the first time, lost my virginity I thiiiiiink Halloween of 07? At the Plano Art Centre Theatre
First time seeing the movie: I’m the bastard teenage lovechild of a Magenta and a Dr. Scott and I honestly can’t remember the first time I saw it.
Best Rocky Memory: An assortment. ALLCON YAAAAAAY, that time I got drunk and wanted to cut the neighbor’s trampoline and my castmates gave me a bicycle and a hammer and hacksaw instead, that night at Whataburger with Danny/Jason/Kristin, rebuilding the tank and I had to jerk the ladder poles with sandpaper for hours (as it should be), the split show where Johnny Felder TOUCHED MY SHOULDER LOOK AT THAT PICTURE UP THERE that goddamn perfect man
Met any Rocky celebrities? I’m blessed to see sweet Jenny every week. BUT ONE DAY I WILL MEET LITTLE NELL AND I WILL FAINT AND SHE’LL HELP ME PROBABLY AND WE’LL BECOME BEST FRIENDS AND I’LL GET TO CALL HER AND CHAT AND HEAR ABOUT HER PERFECT DAYS
Been on a cast before this one? Nope. Kristin thought to ask me to join this one and I’ll never leave.
Marital/Dating Status: I practiced saying “I do” to maximize fabulous glamour for like 6 hours at a poster of David Bowie when I was 11 and I’m pretty sure that’s legally binding.
Children: None, but hot damn do I want a little blonde girl with blue eyes that I can keep in my purse like Paris Hilton’s chihuahua.
Personal Website: http://gir4ff3z.tumblr.com/
Real-Life Occupation: People trust me to give them financial advice. Fuckin’ idiots.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Liza Powel O’ Brien
Funny question: Ew.
Hobbies: Rocky, snark, internet, sudden road trips, video games, calling people dweebs, shitty tv shows, I don’t fuckin have to answer for anything, who are you anyways, what are you doing with your precious little time on Earth anyways, prick
Turn-Ons: nihilism, being a perfect specimen of manhood, how, dominant, able to hold a conversation about nothing, hip bones, someone who is able to outdrink me and still drive me home while either playing good music or letting me bump the aux, tongue piercings, fun pessimism, quiet sleepers who don’t mind that I fling myself around and understand the difference between cuddle time and sleep time, crystals
Turn-Offs: being the wet blanket type of negative, fireball whiskey drinkers, 40+ year olds who are just now discovering image macros, people who are obsessed with eating goddamn fish like I get it already, calm the fuck down, U2
Music Recommendations: Britney Spears: Queen of All, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Clare Fader, Bowie, mustard on the beat hoe, Beatles, Mount Righteous, The Fratellis, Nicki Minaj, Stray Cats, They Might Be Giants, Beastie Boys, Strawberry Switchblade, Childish Gambino, Eisley, The Cure, Rammstein, Dynamite Hack, Lana Del Rey, Squirrel Nut Zippers, TAKE ME TO CHURCH, Dresden Dolls, Viktoria Modesta, Modest Mouse, Devotchka, Some Emo Shit From 2007 I Don’t Wanna Talk About, Sea Wolf, Wayne, Sublime, Steam Powered Giraffe, Ludo, Operation Ivy, Jack White, mainly soundtracks- Pulp Fiction, Dr. Horrible’s, Empire Records, Great Gatsby, Shock Treatment (shhh), Scrubs, O Brother, Where Art Thou etc
Website Recommendations: http://isnickelbacktheworstbandever.tumblr.com/
Favorite Quote(s): WAODSBMWAG
Anything Else? Hi, Mom.
Parts Regularly Played: Transie