by Jason
Rain, cold, family…none of those things can stop Los Bastardos from putting on a damn show! Outside was a wet chilly wasteland, but inside the Inwood it was a delightfully toasty evening filled with good times and libations. So…naked people boozing it up and touching each other! The way the Pilgrims intended! Thanks, Squanto!
Before we begin, here’s the lineup:
Frank n Furter: Beau
Janet: Kyle
Brad: Ali
Riff Raff: Jon
Magenta: Jenny!
Columbia: Biondini
Dr. Scott: Pete
Rocky: Fleep
Eddie: Cody
Criminologist: Gus
Transies: Ace, Haley, Heather, Henry, Javier, Jessi, Manda, Mason, Rex, Tana
Floorwalkers: Jason, Phil, Cody
Tech/Sound/Props/Etc: Phil, Sara, Danny, Joe, Wolf, Cody, Gus, Ace, Eris, Paul
It being a holiday show we had some people out, but like a Hydra, we always have a couple more heads to grow out and put on some panties. And much like the holidays, some old familiar faces showed up! First and foremost, Beau made his first appearance as Frank on an LB stage since 2009! Back when people were playing Playstation 2! He rocked faces as Frank, while still managing to be gross. Which makes Danny gross, because Danny was ALL UP in his business leading up into floor show. Shudder. We also had Biondini back from hiatus to step into Columbia’s blue socks once more! Check out some of the faces she was making all night, it’s pretty much the best. We also had an appearance from The Cody Show, not only whipping the audience into a frenzy all night, but Eddie’ing up and thrusting Biondini into the air for yet another amazing lift! He can hold her up there for six hours, it’s true. And last but not lease…well, it wasn’t a return but it was a debut: Fleep as Rocky! And seriously, no one would have been able to guess that it was his first time on stage, because he nailed it. And got nailed…by KYLE!Kyle is a great Janet, and not only did she make her debut doing virgin games (and facilitating Jon getting his nipples and entire chest licked thoroughly by a great virgin), but she’s an adorable (and violent) Janet. She flipped Fleep over 180 degrees and pounded the everloving SHIT out of him in the tank during Toucha. But it was okay, because then during Superheroes, she flipped herself over 360 degrees while crawling over a very lucky audience member, and then had to grab a throw pillow to cover her shame pillows. And he probably needed one of his own to cover his shame boner. Kyle and Ali also make for an adorkable Brad and Janet combo, which pairs nicely with the sexy ginger Riff and Maggie combo of Jon and Jenny. Jenny doesn’t get to be Magenta as often as we’d all like (aka, daily), but her and her Venus Flytrap lashes were in full bloom and many panties were moistened on that day. Pete did yeoman’s work as Dr Scott, and Gussie was once more teleporting Crimmie, and no one will ever understand how he gets into position for the final scene of the movie. NO ONE. Enjoy the photos from this show, and join us next time at the Inwood – December 26th for some Boxing Day fun!
Rocky Horror Picture Show - Dallas/Fort Worth/Denton Metroplex 