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0 Show Report: Nov 28 2015, Inwood Theatre

  • November 29, 2015
  • by Canadian Dave
  • · Show Reports
Show Report: November 28th 2015 (Thanksgiving show!)

by Jason 

Rain, cold, family…none of those things can stop Los Bastardos from putting on a damn show! Outside was a wet chilly wasteland, but inside the Inwood it was a delightfully toasty evening filled with good times and libations. So…naked people boozing it up and touching each other! The way the Pilgrims intended! Thanks, Squanto!

Before we begin, here’s the lineup:

Frank n Furter: Beau

Janet: Kyle

Brad: Ali

Riff Raff: Jon

Magenta: Jenny!

Columbia: Biondini

Dr. Scott: Pete

Rocky: Fleep

Eddie: Cody

Criminologist: Gus

Transies: Ace, Haley, Heather, Henry, Javier, Jessi, Manda, Mason, Rex, Tana

Floorwalkers: Jason, Phil, Cody

Tech/Sound/Props/Etc: Phil, Sara, Danny, Joe, Wolf, Cody, Gus, Ace, Eris, Paul

It being a holiday show we had some people out, but like a Hydra, we always have a couple more heads to grow out and put on some panties. And much like the holidays, some old familiar faces showed up! First and foremost, Beau made his first appearance as Frank on an LB stage since 2009! Back when people were playing Playstation 2! He rocked faces as Frank, while still managing to be gross. Which makes Danny gross, because Danny was ALL UP in his business leading up into floor show. Shudder. We also had Biondini back from hiatus to step into Columbia’s blue socks once more! Check out some of the faces she was making all night, it’s pretty much the best. We also had an appearance from The Cody Show, not only whipping the audience into a frenzy all night, but Eddie’ing up and thrusting Biondini into the air for yet another amazing lift! He can hold her up there for six hours, it’s true. And last but not lease…well, it wasn’t a return but it was a debut: Fleep as Rocky! And seriously, no one would have been able to guess that it was his first time on stage, because he nailed it. And got nailed…by KYLE!Kyle is a great Janet, and not only did she make her debut doing virgin games (and facilitating Jon getting his nipples and entire chest licked thoroughly by a great virgin), but she’s an adorable (and violent) Janet. She flipped Fleep over 180 degrees and pounded the everloving SHIT out of him in the tank during Toucha. But it was okay, because then during Superheroes, she flipped herself over 360 degrees while crawling over a very lucky audience member, and then had to grab a throw pillow to cover her shame pillows. And he probably needed one of his own to cover his shame boner. Kyle and Ali also make for an adorkable Brad and Janet combo, which pairs nicely with the sexy ginger Riff and Maggie combo of Jon and Jenny. Jenny doesn’t get to be Magenta as often as we’d all like (aka, daily), but her and her Venus Flytrap lashes were in full bloom and many panties were moistened on that day. Pete did yeoman’s work as Dr Scott, and Gussie was once more teleporting Crimmie, and no one will ever understand how he gets into position for the final scene of the movie. NO ONE. Enjoy the photos from this show, and join us next time at the Inwood – December 26th for some Boxing Day fun!

0 Thanks For Coming Out!

  • November 29, 2015
  • by Canadian Dave
  • · News

Hiiiiiiii!!! We had a bushel of fun last night, and we want to thank (and love on) the people that showed up last night to make it extra special! Cold and rain doesn’t stop a Los Bastardos party!!! Show report and show photos coming soon, so share your memories and make plans for our next show – December 26th at the Inwood!!!

0 Show Report: Halloween Weekend 2015 at the Inwood!

  • November 16, 2015
  • by Canadian Dave
  • · Show Reports

Show Report: Halloween Weekend 2015 at the Inwood!

November 15, 2015 at 5:28pm

By Phil Banker

FRIDAY NIGHT CAST:
Frank: Jenny
Brad: Megaaaan
Janet: Kyle
Riff: PhilBanker
Magenta: Manda
Columbia: Brooklyn
Dr. Scott: Joe
Rocky: Snow
Eddie: Pete
The Criminologist: Gus
TRANSIE ARMY: Ace, Ali, Baldwin, Beau, Fleep, Haley, Heather, Henry, Javier, Jessi, Jon, Mason, Rex, Tana
TECH/GRIP: Super Sexy Sean, Paul, Pete, Danny, Davey, Sky, Eris, Sara Darling, Jennifer
FLOORWALKERS: Jason, Alex, Sean
SATURDAY NIGHT CAST:
Frank: Jenny
Brad: Johnny Fuckin’ Felder
Janet: Jessi
Riff: Gus
Magenta: Megaaaan
Columbia: Ali
Dr. Scott: Joe
Rocky: Baldwin
Eddie: Pete
The Criminologist: Phil Banker
TRANSIE ARMY: Ace, Adrienne, Brooklyn, Fleep, Haley, Henry, Javier, Heather, Jon, Kyle, Manda, Mason, Rex, Tana
TECH/GRIP: Paul, Pete, Gus, Baldwin, Manda, Sara Darling, Jennifer, Eris, Davey, Sean
FLOORWALKERS: Jason, Alex, Sean, PhilBanker
The dust has settled, two weeks have passed and I’ve finally managed to muster the required give-a-shit to write a show report for the Halloween shows! What can be said, really: we sold the Inwood out two nights in a row, the weather held up long enough for us to be mostly dry (to start the shows at least), and the crowd was good and drunk and rowdy, just like we like ’em.
This year’s pre-shows featured guys getting lap dances from other guys, Gus and Fleep overlooking the gorgeous Kyle to cornhole each other on stage, and two damn fine zombies eviscerated some rube in a top hat on stage.
One of the unforeseen difficulties of sold out Halloween shows is the logistics of running a costume contest with a sold out show. Golly, lots of people came in costume, who knew! We need to find a way to winnow that crowd down a little next year. Maybe we could just institute “Tits To Win” from the get-go. Or throw down a handful of weapons and let nature take its course. Either way, it still went great and lots of contestants went home with “valuable” prizes!
Highlights from Friday’s show include Kyle returning for the first time in a long time as Janet! She’s a precious perfect cinnamon roll and we’re lucky to have her around. We were also graced with a visit from Bastard alum Squid back home from the wild and wooly northlands! He jumped on stage to transie for us and even joined in on a little Snow rape with Danny in the tank. What better way to celebrate coming back to Texas!

Oh, and that rube from earlier made his debut as Riff. He’s alright.

Saturday night saw the prodigal Baldwin return as Rocky! We haven’t seen his glorious golden ass in too long. Johnny Fuckin’ Felder made a once in a blue moon appearance as he is wont to do. All that swooning and fainting Jessi did? That’s not acting, she’s just reacting to Johnny. But goodness, who doesn’t act that way!

We’ll be back at the Inwood on November 28 for our post-Thanksgiving show! Bail on your awful families, shake off that turkey coma and come shindig with us!

0 Photos: 10-30-15 Inwood Theatre

  • November 11, 2015
  • by Canadian Dave
  • · Photos

Photos from the 10-30-15 show at the Inwood Theatre

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0 Show Photos: 10-30-15 at the Inwood

  • November 4, 2015
  • by Canadian Dave
  • · News

Photos from 10-30-15 at the inwood

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0 Show Photos: 10-31-15 at the Inwood Theater

  • November 4, 2015
  • by Canadian Dave
  • · Photos

Photos from 10-31-15 at the inwood

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0 Next Show: November 28th at the Inwood Theatre!

  • November 4, 2015
  • by Canadian Dave
  • · Events · News

Los Bastardos will be performing at the Inwood Theatre in Dallas on November 28th at Midnight!  Come out and see us!

Dont forget to check out our Facebook Page for daily updates on all things LB!

0 LB Presents Hash Tag Buttstuff: Doin it for the Kids

  • November 2, 2015
  • by Canadian Dave
  • · Events · News

We just won’t shut up about this event, and it’s for good reason.  Hashtag Buttstuff is the gaming division of Los Bastardos.  On Saturday. November 7th, you can catch an intimate glimpse into Bastard Manor, where multitudes of Bastards will be crammed into one room, armed with only power strips, our wits, and so many Red Bulls, as we complete a 24 hour straight gaming marathon to raise money for Cook Children’s Medical Center in Fort Worth, TX.

Please consider donating anything you can spare. The Bastards, despite all pretense, do have hearts deep underneath our liver failure and disgustingly oversized egos. We want to do everything we can, and we can only do as much as you can provide.

Join the official event at http://on.fb.me/1L1OVSQ to get updates, including our streaming link when we go live.

And to donate, simply go to http://bit.ly/1laZfTP and click donate, then type in ‪#‎buttstuff‬, and click “donate now” next to any of the names of our participants. Anything you can provide will benefit the kids, and redeem Phil in his endless pursuit to be the nicest Bastard of them all.

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