0 Show Report: May 23 2015, Ridglea Theater

Show report by Phil Banker

CAST:

Frank: Jenny
Janet: Biondini
Brad: Sims
Riff: Jon
Magenta: Megaaaan
Columbia: Brooklyn
Dr. Scott: Gregg
Rocky: Baldwin
Eddie: Pete
Criminologist: Gus

TECH/GRIP/PROPS/SECURITY: Carrie, ‘Merican Dave, Danny, Sean, Joe, Phil Banker, Brent

FLOORWALKERS: Alex, Jason, Sean

TRANSIE ARMY: Cameron, Kwin, Manda, Mason, Rainbow, Fleep, Javier, Madame Leah

What an absolutely fantastic show! A whole horde of horny Fort Worth fans swam through a flood outside just to make a flood of their own inside – albeit definitely a more exciting and sticky flood. This Saturday’s show was one of the memorable in a very long time thanks to an enthusiastic crowd, the beautiful venue of the Ridglea and a whole host of new amenities including a preshow video edited by Brent Barron and laser displays courtesy of Laser Ed.

Both the cast and the audience got a special treat when our very own Madame Leah joined the ranks of the Transie Army for a night. Our fearless leader is usually occupied with either playing a core role, managing props, or sitting in the front row with her notebook, judging us all harshly and without mercy. In this case, it’s always fun to watch the master at work.

Another highlight of Saturday’s show was clearly the “lesbian scene” between Magenta and Columbia, along with the friskiest twink we’ve seen in a long time. Toucha Toucha was a wealth of riches this week, between Biondini as Janet violently violating Baldwin as Rocky and Megaaaan and Brooklyn pushing boundaries with the friendly twink. There’s a reason people pay good money for those lesbian raffle tickets, folks.

Again, huge thanks to the staff of the Ridglea Theater for inviting us to put on our show in your amazing venue. Folks, if you want to see us back in Fort Worth on a regular basis, swing over to their Facebook page and let them know!

We’re two shows into our hardcore May gauntlet of shows, with our next Inwood Theater show set for May 30 and our annual A-Kon show the weekend after! Get your asses out here and have the most fun you can with your pants on!

0 Photos: May 23 2015, Ridglea Theater

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1 Come See Us This Saturday at the Ridglea Theater in Fort Worth!

It’s this week, everybody! We’re performing at the RidgleaTheater in Fort Worth Saturday May 23rd at 10pm!! We’ve got everything: Frank, Dr Scott, Transies, a full bar, toilet paper, prizes, virgins, preshow entertainment, rules, hot dogs, free parking, and ‪#‎buttstuff‬. Get your tickets and get your fishnets!
Doors will open at 8:30 p.m.

For ages 18 and up.

Free parking located behind the theater.

$12 Admission Online. Purchase Here

$15 Admission at the door.

We look forward to seeing familiar faces, and new friends! Let’s have an awesome night!

And dont forget to join us at the Inwood Theater in Dallas on May 30th at midnight for our next show. We will also be performing at A-KON at the Hilton Anatole in Dallas on June 6th!

0 Photos: May 9 2015, at the Ridglea Theater

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0 Show Report: May 9 2015, Ridglea Theater

Show Report: May 9 2015, Ridglea Theater, Fort Worth!

Show report by Phil Banker

CAST:

Frank: Jenny
Janet: Biondini
Brad: Gus
Riff: Jon
Magenta: Megaaaan
Columbia: Brooklyn
Dr. Scott: Gregg
Rocky: Baldwin
Eddie: Pete
Criminologist: Super Sexy Sean

TECH/GRIP/PROPS/SECURITY: Carrie, ‘Merican Dave, Danny, Sean, Joe, Madame Leah, Phil Banker

FLOORWALKERS: Alex, Jason, Wolf, Sean

TRANSIE ARMY: Ali, Cameron, Haley, Henry, Kwin, Jessi, Manda, Mason, Rainbow

Neither green skies nor tornadoes over Tarrant County could stop Los Bastardos’ triumphant return to Fort Worth at the beautiful Ridglea Theater! A loud, proud and sexy crowd braved wind, rain and I-30 traffic to come out and get rowdy with us for the first time in a new venue. We’ve always had a solid following in Fort Worth and it means a lot you all came out to support us last night.

The Ridglea Theater’s setup made for a show unlike many in our recent past: mainly because it’s an actual stage meant for live performances. Our cast took full advantage of all the extra room and put on one hell of a memorable performance. The staff of the Ridglea Theater deserves a special thank you for their hard work and patience in helping us entertain the good folks of Fort Worth. Especially the bartenders, who help make us better looking and funnier with the magical power of alcohol!

While we’re doling out special thanks, a few specific people deserve shouts: Brent for putting together the hilarious DVD loop for preshow, Danny for his work on light board, and LB alumnus Bizah for jumping in and working sales for us before the show. You can take the girl out of the Bastards, but you can’t ever take the Bastard out of the girl.

The show itself went fantastic, with veteran Frank player Jenny chewing the scenery while scaring the shit out of little Heather Biondini as Janet. Gus returned to the stage as Brad for the first time in a long time, while Brooklyn, Jon and Megaaan tore it up as Columbia, Riff and Magenta respectively. Baldwin looked strong as Rocky, Gregg rolled around as Dr. Scott and Super Sexy Sean got his pants off as Criminologist, somehow.

Why were his pants off, anyway?

Don’t miss your next opportunity to get on the Hot Mess Express at our next Ridglea Theater show on May 23! After that, check us out at our home theater, the Inwood, on May 30!