0 Show Report: Dec 27, 2014- Inwood Theatre

Show Report: December 27th!!!

CAST:

Frank: Snow
Brad: Sims
Janet: Biondini
Riff: Gus
Magenta: Patricia
Columbia: Jenny
Rocky: Sean
Eddie: Rainbow
Dr. Scott: Pete
The Criminologist: Eris

TRANSIE ARMY: Andrew, Baldwin, Brookyn, Harley

TECH/FLOORWALKERS: Phil, Brent, Jon, Danny, Gregg, Davey, Paul, Jason

Our show on Dec. 27 was a bit more of an… intimate setting than normal. Holiday showings of the latest Hobbit movie ended up bumping our show into one of the upstairs theaters, with a lot fewer seats and a lot less space to work. But we hadn’t had a real theater show since the Nov. 1 Halloween Hangover show, and damn it we missed our fans.

So we hauled up half our tech setup from downstairs and crammed a sold-out crowd into that tiny theater for a better show than any of us expected!

The pre-show we’ve been cooking up since Thanksgiving went over great, despite it not being Christmas anymore. People just love Mean Girls, I suppose. The highlight had to be the audience joining in to sing the second half of the song. Hey, when we say it’s an audience participation show, we mean it.

Saturday’s show had several cast members making their debut in new roles. Actual human cartoon Heather Biondini delighted the audience as everyone’s favorite slut, while Rainbow slapped on Eddie’s helmet for the first time(with help from Brooklyn, who in a pinch makes a pretty hilarious motorcycle prop).

Sadly, we had a few cast members making their final appearance with Los Bastardos. We’d like to thank Patricia, Harley and Snow for all their hard work, and wish them good luck in the future.

But carry on we must, and carry on we shall. We’ve got another show at the Inwood Theater on Jan. 24, and our BIG HUGE VERY IMPORTANT GET EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO COME OUT show on Jan. 30 at the historic Texas Theater!

If you are interested in joining our merry band of misfits, that time is now! If you enjoy performing, have nights and weekends free, and have a near-pathological need for attention, send us a message on Facebook and we’ll see if you’ve got what it takes!*

*a functioning brain and liver

0 12-27-14 Pictures

Click Here to see photos of our Dec 27, 2014 show

0 Next show, December 27th!

Come see the bastards perform at the inwood theatre, show starts at midnight

0 SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT!

Ladies and gentlemen, our next show is tomorrow night at the inwood theater. The show starts at midnight in the upstairs theater. That’s right, the upstairs theater! This show is going to be so intimate, even the back row will feel like they’re in the front. Don’t miss out! Tickets can be purchased online at movie tickets dot com.see you there!

0 Upcoming Shows, December 27th!, January 24, January 30th

Oour next three shows are approaching fast. First we have our Christmas Spectacular at the Inwood Theatre, December 27th, midnight. Tickets can be bought online at The Inwood Website.

After that we have our next Inwood show January 24th at midnight. Tickets can be bought online at The Inwood Website.

Finally, the big one, on January 30th, Los Bastardos make their big debut at the famous Texas Theatre in Dallas. The Show starts at 10pm, and it will be a night to remember. Tickets can be bought online at the Texas Theatre!

0 Show Report Dec 6, 2014- Random Christmas Party!

Dec 6, 2014-Random Christmas Party Show

by PHILBANKER

So sometimes we get hired to do parties, soirees, cotillions, or box socials. This is the story of one of those:

CAST:

Frank: Jenny
Brad: Ali
Janet: Renny
Riff: Jon
Magenta: Patricia
Columbia: Biondini
Rocky: Sean
Eddie: Eris
Dr.Scott: Gus
Criminologist: Phil Banker

Transies: Rainbow, Harley, Madame Leah
Tech: David, Gus, Sean

So this was a little… different. We were invited to a large house in Denton to perform at a private party! No stage, no seats, and not much tech; just a skeleton crew of cast and enough tech to play selections from the RHPS soundtrack off Biondini’s smartphone. Definitely a departure from our normal shows, but if there’s anything Los Bastardos can do, it’s roll with the punches.

After doing our damnedest to eat and drink these lovely folks out of house and home, we set up in their backyard for our guerilla show of sorts. Considering the uneven ground, cold weather and copious amounts of fancy people in varying states of inebriation, we were lucky to get out in one piece. We didn’t leave without our fair share of battle wounds, however: Biondini snagged her heel on a rock during floor show, and at some point an over-enthusiastic Gus headbutted Ali in the face. Luckily floor show didn’t end with the core cast jumping in the fountain during pool scene, sparing them from hypothermia.

In the end we performed for a small but enthusiastic crowd along with several confused onlookers and emptied the bar of every mixed drink possible (“seven and seven, heavy on the seven). Do you want to add some excitement to your fancy party? Do you like scantily clad boys and girls but don’t feel like hiring strippers? Do you have excess food and alcohol in your house that you just have to get rid of? Give Los Bastardos a call!

0 Bastards invade Denton

Tonight, for one night only, the Bastards do a show on their home turf, DENTON. Its a private show, so we can’t tell you where to find us. But if you feel left out, you know you can always hire for your own private shindig. Go see the About Us page for more info!