Joined LB: January 2012
Plays: Janet – Transie
Where: Inwood Theater, Frisco Discovery Center, AllCon, AKon, Venetian Cinema —
Parts Regularly Played: Transie Rocky TankToucha Frank
(First time seeing it in a theater) Am I supposed to remember these things?
First time seeing the movie: I’ve slept since then; I have no idea.
Best Rocky Memory: Leah+nurse costume= Epic win!!!!
Met any Rocky celebrities? Nope.
Been on a cast before this one? The only group I’ve ever been apart of before this was AA, so no.
Sex: Only on days that end in Y. 😉
Birthday: 05-15-19… You know what, age isn’t really that important.
Marital/Dating Status: Most likely single.Ask.
Children: Fun to kick.
Personal Website: Facebook!
Real-Life Occupation: Hooker.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Rich and happy. Oh wait, career-wise… I’ll get back to you on that.
Funny question: No, but it still creeps me the hell out.
Hobbies: Eating, sleeping, etc. Okay, you got me; those are my only two.
Turn-Ons: Intelligence, Girl parts
Turn-Offs: Idiots, Male parts
Music Recomendations: Way too much
Website Recommendations: Not even gonna go there.
Favorite Quote(s): “Oh, my God! I care so little, I almost passed out!”
“This is the reason why your headache didn’t go away: That’s actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.”
Anything Else?: Ummmm…
Parts Regularly Played: Floorwalker Rocky Transie PreShow TankToucha Crimmie SoundBoard
(First time seeing it in a theater) sometime in may of ’05. i didn’t really go much after my first show ( i was pissed that i wasn’t chosen for virgin games.) i went to my second show in september and my third in the same month.
First time seeing the movie: i think i may have seen it briefly on vh1 at some point during my sophomore year of high school. i’ve never actually WATCHED the movie.. don’t tell anyone..
Met any Rocky celebrities? why should i want to hang out or talk to any of those old assholes?
Been on a cast before this one? ha! i didn’t even know there were casts for this shit before i saw lb.
Sex: half way between male and earthworm.
Marital/Dating Status: ish, but most likely not.
Children: if you see any kids running around that kind of look like me, then please, let me know. better yet, kill them and don’t tell me about it.
Real-Life Occupation: ex-child prodigy, current day genius. gainfully unemployed. ripping off the government.
What do you want to be when you grow up? italian. or a viking. or skynet.
Funny question: do you believe that i’m probably masturbated onto you at some point?
Hobbies: books, using lots of gas, experimenting with masturbation aids, and aids.
Turn-Ons: cory, always cory. also tiny women, with tattoos, and.. well, honestly i am completely INCAPABLE of talking to women. i hide whenever they try to talk to me. i should probably see a shrink about this. but, really, if a tiny, cute, girl wants to talk to me, then i’ll give it a shot. i’ll try to talk to you without freaking out.
Turn-Offs: mothers. and dudes.
Music Recomendations: jesus.. andrew jackson jihad, against me, sunny day real estate, rites of spring, black flag, social distortion, hillbilly hellcats, jack off jill, bouncing souls, brand new, mark gunnery, evan greer, mischief brew, defiance ohio, rosa, punkin pye, taking back sunday, alkaline trio, anna roland, dashboard confessional(don’t judge, chris carrabba is fucking BADASS), minor threat, rolodex surfers, streetlight manifesto, leftover crack, moldy peaches(on that note, kimya dawson in general), pedro the lion, blink 182(again, don’t judge, travis barker will destroy the world with his drums), aquabats, kiss, gaslight anthem, victorian rouges, woody guthrie, brenna sadjathiam, hot water music, explosions in the sky, the one a.m. radio, one reason, ghost mice, paul baribeau, paulson, wildebeest, choking victim, link 80, daycare swindlers, unit 21, the virus, the reprehensibles, a whole bunch more, this is just what i’ve been listening to recently.
Website Recommendations: sean, well, he ain’t none too good at the internets.
Favorite Quote(s): “..there is no greater compliment than to be laughed at by fools!” from the short story ‘puberty’.
“i just lost my virginity in a confessional! Lord! Have! Mercy!” from ‘detroit rock city’.
Anything Else?: ovarian bruising.
Parts Regularly Played: Transie TankToucha Eddie DrScott
(First time seeing it in a theater) Some time either the end of 2006 or the beginning of 2007
First time seeing the movie: On my rocky birthday
Best Rocky Memory: The boobies/christie projector conversation, and the Pirate Show
Met any Rocky celebrities? Barry Bostwick
Been on a cast before this one? No
Sex: Only if you don’t make me uncomfortable when you talk.
Birthday: February 23
Marital/Dating Status: Single
Children: Are annoying,but cute.
Personal Website: None
Real-Life Occupation: Jack of all trades.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Eccentric trillionaire/Pirate/Astronaut.
Funny question: DRUGS! GRAPES! BEARD!
Hobbies: Videogames, being a geek
Music Recomendations: Urizen, Pixies, They Might be Giants, Flaming Lips, Jonathan Coulton, Tom Waits, Kompressor… ok not really Kompressor but I find a few of his songs particularly amusing.
Website Recommendations: http://www.xkcd.com http://www.multiplexcomic.com
Favorite Quote(s): “Physics is like sex. Of course it can give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”
Anything Else?: “Im a suspension bridge made out of pizza crusts.”
0 Madame Leah
Parts Regularly Played: Magenta Columbia Janet RiffRaff Frank Eddie SpotB ShowReport Transie LightBoard PreShow SpotA
(First time seeing it in a theater) A long long time ago,in a galaxy far far away, God said, “LET THERE BE LIPS!” and they were obviously good lips, because I kept coming back again and again, like a big dork, and now here I am a director, an even bigger dork…oh wait…I mean…uh, I don’t remember…
First time seeing the movie: On t.v., when I was 10. On stage, when Los Bastardos was at its incipient stages at Bedford.
Best Rocky Memory: There are so many to choose from! Hmm. Well, anytime naked Paul played Rocky was pretty damn funny, all of our away shows, Animal pulling Gwen’s pants down, Mardi Gras show and the millions of beads, Mike from Chicago, the Queer Bastard shows, Hey Mickey (boys and girls!), when old Scott tricked the hell out of all of us into thinking he was a virgin, Dogma doing Brad for the Virgin Games, Minion as Captain Jack, English as the Herpes Fairy, Kate and Bizah making out as the Lesbian Wonder Twins, Starman NAMING Kate and Bizah the Lesbian Wonder Twins, ALL of the Bastard parties at my house, Animal being himself, Preston staring at the drunk lady like she was crazy, Star getting humped by Animal onstage, everyone humping English his first time as Rocky, James and Preston as Man-genta and Columbia, singing pirates, performing at the Medallion all those years ago, training Beau on Riff a million years ago, watching Shannon cringe as people try to undress her, Opening Dance every time it is performed, James being retarded and running into a table, late night Ol’South breakfast and poking at Matt Daddy, Hangman’s when it was really cold outside, Robert’t little sculptures for Virgin prizes, Danny in a dress, HE-MAN!, Fred as Super Sperm (I ran), Lucky running from all the guys in the parking lot, English always falling off of things and hurting himself, Wannabe, the first time we did Hey Mickey, my first time as Janet (GOD that was crazy!), Wes screaming when people touch him, Josh as the Monk in Bill and Ted, beating Danny because we can, Katie slapping the shit out of Minion in the Tank, A-KON, All-Con, Beau running from Robert, Dee Snider, Chewy owning that bitch as Eddie, Charles talking in Russian, Nathan being mistaken for a girl all the time, Saturn fake-crying because people are touching him, Halo and Amy’s little dances before the show, Donna as Magenta, JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!, anytime Pinapple is cast for a theme show, Daniel and Beau as the 2-headed ogre, JJ shaking her boobies at the audience at the end of every show, Squiddie as Charles Atlas in his pretty red dress, Zap….ZAAAAAAAP!!, Emily in her nurse outfit, Bobcat rubbing his nipples, watching Jennifer and Manda fight about Prop Packs and glow sticks, beating the crap out of Danny (yes I said it again), Little Bitchface joining cast, Eric’s return as Brad, watching the cast grow up together in general…I love these people so much!
Met any Rocky celebrities? Little Nell Campbell, Patricia Quinn, Sal Piro
Been on a cast before this one? Not one that mattered.
Sex: I am creative!
Birthday: April 29, 1980
Marital/Dating Status: Single. I love boys!
Children: I am very afraid of them.
Personal Website: http://www.losbastardos.com
Facebook: MadameLeah LosBastardos
Real-Life Occupation: I work at a title company and run LB. I am also a Madame. 😉
What do you want to be when you grow up? A lounge singer in slinky clothes. A Las Vegas showgirl. An event planner. A real estate attorney. Happy and not emotionally broken (is that an option???). The director of the coolest Rocky Horror cast in the world….oh wait…(yea that was gay and I don’t care)
Funny question: I believe in love, but I don’t believe in me.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, crafting, sewing, organizing (I am a dork), music or all kinds, shiny things, eating, abusing the cast, and most obviously, Rocky Horror. More things that I like or enjoy…amusement and / or water parks, ponies, Hello Kitty, Ranma 1/2, things that are shiny, He-Man and She-Ra, Voltron, Care Bears, dragons, Italian food, dessert, Irish/British/Scottish accents, Renaissance paintings, the Greek culture, Italy, Texas, Egypt, black, blue, green, silver, and red, corsets, books, well baked home-made chocolate chip cookies.
Turn-Ons: INTELLIGENCE, competence, witty (borderline mean) banter, hot cars and trucks, hot mechanics (OH GOD YES), Mike Ness, Stuart Ransom Miller II, wild stuff, adventure, intelligent boys, pretty hair, Greaser boys, tattoos, piercings, intelligent boys again, and many other things I refuse to list here in order to not get into trouble.
Turn-Offs: Fools, drama mongers, liars, people who assume I am stupid, people that think that they are better than others, people who claim to be something they are not, raw meat, nasty food, uncleanliness, Beau, Danny, and fighting.
Music Recomendations: AC/DC, Old 97’s, Social Distortion, The Corsairs, Reverend Horton Heat, Boston, The Cars, Nickelback, Journey, Twisted Sister, We The Kings, Dwight Yoakam, KMFDM, Rockabilly, Oldies, The Birthday Massacre, Bach, Telemann, My Chemical Romance, and anything with bagpipes.
Website Recommendations: The Madame loves Amazon.com. 🙂
Favorite Quote(s): “No Kitty, that’s a bad Kitty!”, “Dammit, Robert!”, “Go team!”, “I hate you, Danny.”, “Stop touching me, Beau!”, “I love you, Little Fish.”, “No, you can’t set _____ on fire. You can’t shoot them with _____ either.”, “DON’T TOUCH THE SCREEN!”, “Stop looking at the screen!”, “Get him, Robert!”, “Get him, Squiddie!”, “FAIL!”, “Epic fail!”, “Epic fucking fail!”, and of course, “Why is all the rum gone?”. (“Because you drank it, Leah.”)
Anything Else?: If you REALLY loved me you’d bring me fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies. I will go to Italy, Greece, all those other fancy places some day. I want a horse.
Parts Regularly Played: Transie RiffRaff SoundBoard
(First time seeing it in a theater) Last November?
First time seeing the movie: Sometime in Tenth Grade
Met any Rocky celebrities? Nope
Been on a cast before this one? Not a Rocky cast, no
Sex: Why yes.
Birthday: April 28
Marital/Dating Status: Single
Children: Not that I’m aware of
Real-Life Occupation: Cracker Barrel Bitch
What do you want to be when you grow up? Stay at home man, pirate, assassin. Not in that order
Funny question: Yes, but I think its probably just a platypus.
Hobbies: Trying not to be bored, which is on occasion a dangerous hobby.
Turn-Ons: Pretty hair, intelligence, humor, pretty girls with problems
Turn-Offs: Bad hair, annoying voices, inability to carry on conversations
Music Recomendations: My tastes are kinda all over the place, so just ask mei n person, it’ll change depending on mood.
Favorite Quote(s): Why put off til tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow?