0 Show Report Sept 27 2014- Inwood TheatreShow Report

September 27th Show Report

by PHIL BANKER

Frank : Jenny
Janet : Renny
Brad : Sims
Riff-Raff : Jon
Magenta : June FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!
Columbia : Biondini
Dr. Scott : Gregg
Rocky : Snowflake
Eddie : Pete
Criminologist : Sean

TRANSIE ARMY: Ali, Amira, Andrew, Brooklyn, Harley, Sam

FLOORWALKERS: Alex, Jason, Wolf, Davey

TECH AND GRIP: Sean, Danny, Kristin, Davey, Wolf, Phil Banker, Brent, Wyatt, Snowflake, Joe

Another September is in the books as summer limps to a sad close, like a terrible local baseball team. What better way to celebrate the arrival of fall by spending a lovely evening with the Bastards?

Los Bastardos leadership is busy thinking up all kinds of wacky and sexy hijinks for our Halloween Faptacular, but that doesn’t mean we didn’t have time to put on a fantastic show on Sept. 27.

This show marked the Magenta debut of Baby June, LB’s favorite walking mandatory sentence. June did a wonderful job, proving she can roll her eyes and give no fucks with the best of them.

Sean’s pre-show virgin game was foiled by science, of all things. That or the crop of virgins Biondini picked out just happened to all be adept at holding a lot of frothy liquid in their mouths. Luckily one of them was a hilarious foreigner, so everyone in the theater was just happy to hear her talk funny. Hooray for funny accents!

As if you needed any proof that we love you all so very much, we suffered for you this show. Shoes were lost, tits came out that weren’t supposed to, and poor Jenny took a spill at some point(RIP Jenny’s Frank pearls). But LB is the best there is at what we do, and we put on a great show and entertained the crowd regardless. As Gus loves to say, “Bastards gonna Bastard.”

October is going to be one hell of a month coming up, and we’re already hard at work planning a two night back-to-back Halloween blowout. Go ahead and enjoy your pumpkin spice lattes and your Hocus Pocus marathons, but remember: your Halloween belongs to the Bastards!

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David

Parts Regularly Played: Floorwalker SpotB
Rocky birthday:
(First time seeing it in a theater) sometime in 2004
First time seeing the movie: Halloween 98
Best Rocky Memory: ALLCON, Lewisville Parties, Hurst Parties,and camping trips.
Met any Rocky celebrities? nope
Been on a cast before this one? nope
Sex: Male
Birthday: 6/25
Marital/Dating Status: Forever Alone.
Children: Lets hope not.
Personal Website: you’re looking at it
Real-Life Occupation: Student/ Aquatic Technician / Computer Tech / Graphic Designer/ Web Designer/ jack of all trades
What do you want to be when you grow up? Wealthy.
Funny question: Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Hobbies: Trucks, Motorcycles, Sleeping, Working out, Reading, movies, music,computers, philosophy, Renaissance faires, Concerts
Turn-Ons: Humor, intelligence, boobs, wit, self-respect
Turn-Offs: ignorance, stupidity, tacky tattoos , slutiness.
Music Recomendations: Metallica, Halford, Hank III, Megadeth, Slayer, Therion, Judas Priest, Tyr, Exodus, Black Label Society, Motorhead, Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Wednesday 13, Machine Head, Type O Negative, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Arkona, Testament
Website Recommendations: http://www.cracked.com http://www.overclock.net http://www.newegg.com http://www.355nation.net http://www.buzzfeed.com http://www.bikebandit.com http://www.thechive.com
Favorite Quote(s): “Brilliance is like 4WD… it allows you to get stuck in even more remote places…”

“I love women, i think they should be naked backstage all the time” ~Lemmy
“Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris”
“It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything”~Tyler Durden

“Quod me nutrit me destruit”
“Ive walked through hell and back, this is just another stone in the road”~Mark Calloway
“Being wrong about someone’s redeeming qualities hurts a lot more than being right about their awful ones.”~Jermums

“Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo”

“Who the hell cares what anybody else thinks? Just look into your heart and do whatever the hell makes you happy!” -Bob Kelso
Anything Else?: I’m a wood-chopping yeti white devil viking from the north

I’ve read every short story ever published by HP Lovecraft,I’m mildly obsessed with 19th century philosophy, i can read latin, and i’m mildly obsessed with constantly upgrading and modifying my truck and computer and motorcycles