July 26th Show Report!!!

By Gus

Welp. Its been a minute since Ive written up one of these

F : Jenny
J : Renny
B : Sims
R : Gussie
M : Eris
Co : Biondini
Dr : Gregg
Ro : Snowflake
E : Pete
Crim : Sean
SA : Phil Banker
SB : Canadian Dave
Board : Joe
Sound1 : Danny
Sound2 : Jon
G1 : Danny
G2 : Snowflake
G3 : Joe
G4 : Sean
Props : Brooklyn
FW1 : Jason
FW2 : Canadian Dave
FW3 : Sean
PreShow1 : Jason
PreShow2 : Sean
Virgins : Eris
Show Report : Gussie
T1 – Ali
T2 – Amira
T3 – Brooklyn
T4 – Harley
T5 – June
T6 – Megaaaan
T7 – Rory
T8 – Jon

First off, SOLD OUT SHOW! YEAH! Our sexy sexy Facebook advertising seemed to work wonders and we had to cram that theater tighter than a twelve year old. The lovely ladies and gentleman of Texas Burlesque and the Dallas Burlesque school snuggled up front row and several members of Mudvayne managed to sneak in the back (the rest of you were beautiful and noteworthy too, don’t worry).

It was Heathers first show playing Columbia, YAY! She rocked it like the sassy bitch she is. It was also Ali’s first show with Los Bastardos and Rory’s first show in general, welcome additions all!

Preshow was fabulous with Sean filling in for our absent Bastardo del Grande, despite both him and Jason being horrifyingly winded dancing entirely too hard to Weird Al’s newest polka on walk-in.

A movie happened. People danced, people sang, Jason made terrible (NEVER TOO SOON) jokes about Malaysian Air flights never reaching their destinations. More people danced, people started dying, people started (implied) fuckin.

A Doctor showed up, cannibalism was a thing, secrets were revealed, bitches cried, bitches got pissed, more dancing.

I was sick of that shit, so I kicked the door in and started killing everyone.

And that was about it. Thanks to everyone who made it a kickass night and we hope to see you again next month!

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