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0 Show Report: Nov 27, 2010 Trytophan, Snowflake, and Pete’s Mustache

Show report for Saturday November 27th 2010

Trytophan, Snowflake and Pete’s Mustache

Report by London

Tryptophan, Snowflake and Pete’s mustache.
(ed note: things Gus likes in this will be smiley faced)
Frank : Cody
Janet : Ashley
Brad : Gussie
Riff : Jon
Magenta : Eris
Columbia : Lyndi
Dr. Scott : Charles
Rocky : Snowflake
Eddie : Pete
Crimi : Sean
Props: Scott

I am formatting my show report a tad differently and just going to go through the movie instead of each Character.:-)
Okay, first of all, Sean came up with virgin games… I am sure he thought this out completely. However, the whipping, as kinky and great as tat was with twizzler whips, left FishNChipsPaul bleeding from the head and with a giant bump. I mean, I lol’d hard at the whipping but damn girls, you beat the shit out of him. (next time just aim for the ass, mmk?)
Opening through Trees.
Opening dance went great, Snow made an interesting creature. When it came time for gravestones, they actually came out ON TIME tonight. so WTG transies who were doing the gravestones.
Scott is a ninja and does tons of shit
The song Dammit Janet seemed to have been sung by the entire audience. YAY LOUD AUDIENCE. ❤ Also, I loved Ashley’s very happy Janet. It made me smile.
Sometime around this point, Wes made a funny and the entire left side of the theatre cracked up, so Awesome jobs Wes. SEAN as Crimi was very elegant, and classy. Well, in the beginning at least. It was hot. scott is a ninja and does tons of shit no one sees
HOLYSHITBATMAN LOOK AT ALL THE CAR TREES! But then, at the There’s A Light trees, Bizah did the best at trees and she was being abused by Danny. Good Job Bizahhh! Idk what Rex was doing but it made me giggle. Whichever transie did Riff Light sure did love to light Jon’s hair up. 😛
TIME WARP
ALL of the newbies that I saw in the isles were doing the time warp that they had been so crazily taught this past week, and most didn’t do a bad job. Kelci in particular, I liked watching you do the Time Warp.
The TimeWarp by the Already on cast transie was interesting and hilarious. One of them failed. and should be punched in the tummy for it. BTW Paul’s make up was slightly awful and creepy in a bad way. Just letting you know. Scott is a damn ninja and is highly underappreciated for all he does
GusGus as he was being undressed, somehow managed to have his cumberbun under his shirt? (ed note. I was in a hurry to take my shirt off during the costume change, I buttoned too many buttons)That takes skill sir. But it was a good laugh and It didn’t mess up Eris, she was on the ball and managed to remove it in a timely manner.
Creation Scene
CODY hit Jon in the face with the wine glass at creation scene. I laughed. Jon did not. Chicken Dance was FTW, I never knew the chicken dance could be danced too like a whore but, good job Newbies and some audience that managed that.
SNOWFLAKE:
My literal notes:
• Snow looks honestly retarded. Good job? 🙂
• wow, the audience is really trying to hit/harm Snowflake 🙂
• Snow you failed to listen to Sean in arm Pump order, but at least you looked confident in what you were doing. Even if it was off.
• Rex was a wonderful horsie. Snow, good job at staying in character while riding Rex….lolScott is a fucking ninja and is awesome.
• I know you had a puppet giving you a hand job, but dont look down, just let it happen.
• Good job over all, it was much more impressive than I thought.

EDDIE! ❤
Pete’s mustache was for the goddamn win. It was Doc Holiday meets Santa or something idk. There were a few Transies in the Tank during Eddie Scene having a puppet show. That was so cute! Yay puppetdomination and rape! Good lift with Lyndi.

SNOW BROKE THE EXIT SIGN. EPIC FAIL DUMBASS. ❤ 🙂
The transie chant: “Snowflake’s a faggot rah rah rah.” was giggle win. 🙂
Jon decided to take his pants down and anal-ize Snow as he was lying on the box… We saw Jon’s ass. Yep. 🙂
Rex was just wearing normal undies for Charles Atlas. This was sad.
Sheets
What was going on? Was Cody tickling Gus? It looked and sounded like it, Gus giggled like a girl then shouted out the word ‘fucker’ so, I am going to go with epic Tickle rape by Cody.

Toucha Toucha
Ashley: “Oh Brad…Is gay!” 😦 lol. That was great. Snow did well at tank scene. Though to be honest, Lyndi and Eris had my eyes distracted for most of that scene. So, needless to say, that was hott.
Then Cody, who is, fyi, a pretty awesome Frank, Came down the isle whipping Jon with a Twizzler Whip. Scott does a lot of shit during the show. That was Hilarious. He hit Jon-riff so hard that the twizzler broke haha. Poor Poor Jon. I hope you are a masochist. (ed note: that shit fucking hurt. No wonder Paul was bleeding. Also, fuck you Jason for bringing those)
Then wheeled down the isle was Charles as Dr. Scott, gangsta styles. He had on his bandana, and talked fully, while still staying somewhat in character, in a ganster, bad ass tones haha. That was my favorite part of the show. Just saying.
Dinner scene. foooood
Snow has a very hairy ass. Like, damn. And he also ate the twizzler from the floor. 🙂 He is probably going to die of stomach malfunction or something. There is probably an aweful mixture of alcohol, greasy food and cum on the floor… oh wait, never mind. He will be fine….
WTG floor walkers that jumped into action to move the big box of death. (ed note: they all fail.)
And then there was Sean’s ass too. Sean, in the end, was only wearing a jacket around his waist exposing his entire ass. 🙂
Scott does all the props and is a ninja. Hug him.
FLOORSHOW
Wtg snow for coming out at the last minute and having your straps on wrong. But glad you didnt faceplant in the floor like we all thought you would. Over all though Snow, for his first time, did a pretty good job as Rocky. He at least didn’t suck. ❤
Kickline started off great, then went all crazy but was fun to watch.
Ending Scene w/Riff and Maggie
Ashley’s corset has a new trick!
While Everyone did a rather great job tonight in light of the Tryptophan, the cold and the holiday weekend, I must say, since I had only seen Ashley’s Janet once, She did the best at her part. Plus, she found a way to make her boobs bounce while standing still 🙂 , come one, that deserves an award alone. lol
Tech was Chance and Austin in Training. And what surprised me, was walking by them, FishNChips was actually teaching Austin and helping him. SO, Good Job FishNChips and Austin.
Nugget broke his foot because he decided to wrestle a bear while camping this past weekend in the alpines. So, if you see him, congratulate him. He only walked away with a broken foot… the bear was not so lucky. 🙂
also, Scott is a ninja. He does all the props and, while not interrupting the show, moves everything to their proper places. Much love to Scott.

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0 Show Report: Nov 13, 2010. Stuff, Things, and Whatnot!

Show report for Saturday November 13th 2010

Stuff, Things and Whatnot!

Report by Jeremy

F : Britt
J : Rachel
B : Wes
R : Jon
M : Mary
Co : Adrienne
Dr : Donna
Ro : Sean
E : Pete
Crim : Charles
SA : Paul
SB : Bizah
Board : Nuggett
Sound1 : Jeremy
Sound2 : Danny
FW1 : Cody
FW2 : Jason
FW3 : Jeremy
FW4 : Canadian Dave
PreShow1 : Jason
PreShow2 : Wes
Virgins : Rachel
Piccies : FishNChipsPaul
T1 – Abby
T2 – Ashley
T3 – Gussie
T4 – Heather
T5 – Kyle
T6 – Lyndi
T7 – Rex
T8 – Scott
T9 – Snowflake
T10 – Wheels

Firstly, I’d like to say ‘Thank you’ to our audience for being particularly beastly five freaking weeks in a row! You guys rule.

Secondly, I’d like to thank our guest Trixie, Hope, who came all the way from Minnesota to hang with our band of misfits. Cheers to you as well.

Also, we had a buttfuckton of newbies tonight, who all worked their asses off learning the Time Warp the night before in some genuinely cold weather. Good job newbies!

For virgin games, Rachel had our virgins draw on the backs of some of our transies, in a game Jason dubbed “Pricktionary”. Hilarity ensued with 2 out of 3 of the pictures directly involving a penis.

Our show starts, some lips sing and in front the lovely Hope shows us some skin. Finally the lips go away and we’re shown some shitty wedding. We blaze along through “Dammit Janet” and “There’s a Light” to get to a truly wonderful Time Warp.

Frank decides to reveal his master plan, and Cody, in a moment of genius, gets the entire crowd to collectively “hold their breath” before the applause leading up to creation, sounding off one of the loudest cheers I have ever heard from our crowd. It was beautiful.

Some retard is birthed forth, fucked a few times, and what-do-ya-know, we’re at dinner scene. Benny Hill theme for “Wise Up” was truly epic, with all our newbies and most of the core/transies joining in to create pure pandemonium.

We roll right along through Floorshow, where, to the crowds general approval we get a screen accurate Adrienne-Columbia. Hooray for boobies! Several moments later she gets shot in the tits, and Frank follows suite by taking a Shoop Da Whoop right in the back as Riff went on a lazor chargin’/firin’ spree.

The house takes off in truly dramatic form, through a double rainbow (what does it mean? Seriously, what the fuck?) and the Earthlings are left to be crippled for the rest of their lives(Emotionally, I mean… er… except Dr. Scott, but he started out physically crippled so whatever). Aaaaaaaand that was our show!

Hearts once again to our wonderful audience. See you fuckers next week!

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0 Show Report: Nov 6, 2010. Audience Design-a-line-up

Show report for Saturday November 6th 2010

Audience Design-a-line-up

Report by London

F : Lyndi
J : Mary
B : Britt
R : Madam Leah
M : Gussie
Co : Wes
Dr : Nuggett
Ro : Adrienne
E : Megaaan
Crim : Rachel

Alrighty then! SO This was the Audience LINE-Up show! The audience voted who played what, so if you did not enjoy the show, that was your own damn fault hahaha!
Lyndi-futer was just yummy win. I say this because she was awesome. She rehearsed the part, even the little things, and actually did her best to make it a great role for her. This being her first time as Frank, AND only having one week to learn, she kicked so much tail. When she started singing Sweet Transvestite, the Audience all cheered, and when her cloak came off, they went wild. Might I say, a very beautiful Frank all in all.(Floor Show attire was glorious fyi.) My mind may not have been in the best of places at the show, but did she bring me back to earth! So great. Let’s all bribe for her to play Frank super soon. Like, NOW.:D
Janet as made sexy by Mary, was very wondrous. I am biased, but I was rather happy to see the all-too-bad-ass Mary in a skirt ALL NIGHT, as was tons of audience members… hehe. Well anyway, she kicked booty, at Trees, she did the spins and stops etc the right way and although she would never be with a guy like Britt, or a guy for that matter, she made one hell of a Janet.
Asshole-Britt-Brad, was rather comical to watch. His already over dramatized role in the movie, added to Britt’s naturally silly facial expressions just made the Brad part full of more duschy-ness. (Idk if thats a word or how to spell). Not that Mary is super Short, but Britt be as tall and Mary being her, Britt Looked like a giant ass Brad. So, To the man who went shopping for a single pair of Whitey-Tighties for the show, congrats on a comical and rather hott Brad.
Madam Riff, was um, both seat wetting Hott and Terrifying combined. Her creepy attitude, was spot on, yet also still very mind teasing. I blame her partially braded super long hair. Or just her in general, eh, you pick. I think whichever Transie was RiffLight had the right Idea, instead of having it light up her chin, it was on her boobies about 90% of the time. WTG. That was very cute. Also her rather annoyed look at the chandelier-up-rocky’s-ass scene was priceless. Then again, she was able to bring a back up- Maggie to the stage. :p
Magussie….. Well, damn. Magenta, was indeed played by Gus, the man who should never play a woman. Except maybe a witch. Although, not the worst Magenta ever, no not even close. Actually, his acting was nearly spot on, except for the once he forgot to come on stage. He even did a good job being feminine. However, he was one of the scariest Magenta faces I have ever seen….. His facial features do not make a hot woman. or even a woman. But, again, he acted the part very well, and even had a very cute black Bra on. He donged the gong and made it work. Good job. Mangussie….
Holy Shit it was Wes! Columbia was played by the ever Typical-Frank, WES. And actually he was one of the best Columbia’s I have seen. He may or may not have been trying but he even pulled off the ditsy side too, and his Time Warp was full of Win. Wes Win. The only time I noticed a mistake was when he ran up to the front to the stage with Magenta and Riff for the medusa but that was an easy, an hardly noticeable mistake. If I hadn’t been on the isle and heard Wes say something about it, I would have not even noticed. 🙂
Dr . Nuggett! Makes me think of chicken and Dr. Pepper…. anyway, I did not notice it was Nuggett at first, so audience, that WAS Nuggett, not Charles playing Dr Scott…. He just decided to shave and pull his hair back. Odd Ball. He was a very good German Sex Tutor, both in attitude and notions. ❤ He even pointed with the correct hand!!!!! lol
Adrienne as a bubble, slightly idiotic Rocky? I think yes. Her Rocky was very fun to watch, the only complaint I heard from others and I agree to an extent was lack of clothing. She needed less cloths, though her dress was cute, 🙂 She did a great job as a bubbly, happy “special” Rocky. And she did push ups too, that’s just great. Wes got her back from the many days of Glitter attacks by dumping an entire thing of glitter on her head, making it so hard to focus on anything but her shiny self.
MegaaanEddie! Yea that name doesn’t fit, so Eddie as made possible by Megaaan! I have a huge thing for Eddies, Megaaan only made it worse by how amazing she performed. The random double-Eddie lift was funny. Though I was curious to see her pick up Wes. Her Eddie make-up was great, and her tongue ring made Eddie even more of a bad ass. This might have been my favorite Character tonight…. But it was an Eddie, so thats prolly always going to be true. Fantastic Job Megaaan!
Criminologist Rachel. I will be honest, I was opposite side of the theatre from her, and could not hear her. Though she managed to keep my attention through her stripping the entire show. She had full costume one, dwindled to a white corset and eventually just a bra and panties I think, or maybe pants. I don’t know, I was looking above her waist…. I enjoyed her performance 🙂
There was Transies as always, I liked the Time Warp and Trees, well done. To the 6 of us who had this week’s show off, and all were a little…off mentally, we had a great time, and all the drunkards were shouting like usual so the Floorwalkers were covered. OH! and to the Girl Scout Troop that came, I hope you enjoyed our show…. It was unfortunate you sat in front of all of us who were belligerently shouting awful, and inappropriate things the whole time. And I, in no way meant to offend anyone by saying how much I love eating Brownies….. lol well maybe I did. I don’t remember.
Tech was great I think, I was zoned, but they were smart ones on tech, so they were bound to do good.
Happy Birthday to Cody, Wes, Sean, FishNChips, Jeremy and Myself, London, who all Still showed up to the show though not having too… and most being drunk. ❤