Start the fucking flick! Start the fucking flick...
No, you won't find a copy of the film here. If you're looking for the movie, you're a smelly pirate hooker, and you should just go to any electronics store and spend the $7. However, you will find videos of the Bastards in action here.
All these videos are hosted on YouTube for two reasons. First, their server is better able to handle video than ours is. And second, it's just one more way that we can whore ourselves out in our quest for world domination.
Enjoy!